TAMPON TIMTHE MUNICIPAL MAYHEM EDITIONFREE TO PLAY

ONE VERY STRANGE ERRAND

TAMPON
TIM

Find it. Grab it.
Deliver it. Survive.

A confused man on a mission to deliver tampons to every man in a dress. Ten women want what he’s carrying. Nine lives stand between Tim and total disaster.

Straight into the action. No signup. No download.

9 LIVES
(PUSSY)
Pixel-art Tim holding a tampon, a man in dress, and three of the roaming women
ONE TAMPON.ZERO DIGNITY.
10 ANGRY WOMEN✦9 LIVES (PUSSY)✦1 RIDICULOUS MISSION✦NO WAY OUT? TURN LEFT.

THE MAIN EVENT

You’re up, Tim.

TAMPON TIM / READY TO RUN

Keyboard: WASD / ↑ ↓ ← →   Pause: P   Sound: MOn touch screens, slide to steer. Hold to run; lift to stop.

A SIMPLE PLAN. PROBABLY.

How to play.

You are Tim. You are on an errand.
Try not to make it your last.

9LIVES (PUSSY)
When they’re gone, game over.
  1. 01

    Find it. Grab it.

    Explore the maze and walk over the glowing tampon. Tim picks it up automatically.

  2. 02

    Make the delivery.

    A man in dress appears after pickup. Reach him to deliver the tampon and score one point. Then find the next one.

  3. 03

    Lose the company.

    Ten women roam the map. They chase only if they see Tim carrying the tampon. Walls block their view: turn corners, double back, and escape their search.

  4. 04

    Keep your nine lives.

    Contact costs a life, even without a tampon. Getting caught cancels a delivery and sends Tim to a safe spot. Deliver as many as you can before game over.

Tampon Tim retro poster featuring the actual game characters: one tampon, ten angry women, nine lives

STRAIGHT OFF THE ARCADE WALL

An errand worth
putting on a poster.

All the municipal mayhem. None of the quarters.
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